College Jolt

The Best Ways to Cure a Hangover

Drinking’s fun, until the morning after. Its no joke that hangovers majorly suck. Here are the best methods of curing a hangover that I’ve discovered: 1. Water, water and more water Flush the alcohol out! Hangovers result from dehydration so replenish your poor alcohol-saturated body and drink the H2O. 2. Big Greasy Breakfast This may not do wonders for the waistline, but [...]

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‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving and Time to Get Drunk

We all know that one of the major components of any holiday is drinking. Some more than others. Some less than others. But it’s always there— whether you’re mixing up a special <insert holiday name here> concoction or just sippin’ on a good ol’ brewski. The question is… What is the biggest drinking holiday? Halloween? [...]

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Thank You, Thanksgiving

Nothing beats a home-cooked meal, especially for us college kids- whose culinary expertise ends somewhere between ramen and hot dogs. But every November, we give our microwaves a rest, and our stomachs a treat. I CANNOT WAIT FOR THANKSGIVING! It’s one of my favorite holidays for one simple reason: it is an excuse to [...]

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Let’s Play Dress Up: Top 5 College Party Themes

As we all know… one of the major components of college is PARTIES. We love to party. We work so hard Sunday through Thursday, so that we can go wild once the weekend hits. While most of the time, we’re okay with a house or frat party in which we are free to get drunk, wasted, [...]

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Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Make Her Skin Crawl

A good pickup line is kind of like a good Hanna Montana episode. In other words, it probably doesn’t exist, and even if it does, its most likely way too cheesy to handle. So next time you’re out at a bar, or party, save yourself some embarrassment, and a possible drink in the face, and avoid these lines at all cost! Top 10 [...]

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Boo! Halloween Drink Recipes to Die For

As we all know, the most important holiday of the semester is soon approaching! I’m sure you’ve been out trying to find that perfect costume, but there’s one aspect I feel as college students we’re not giving enough attention. Drinking. Alright, now I know what you’re thinking—What is this girl thinking? Of course I’m drinking [...]

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Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!

Since we were little kids, we’ve been told that lying was bad. We held our little noses in fear as we watched Pinocchio’s grow. But is lying really that bad? Sure, it’s ruined marriages, friendships, politicians, and hey, maybe even an empire or two. I understand lying is potentially dangerous. BUT, what about little, white, [...]

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Not 21, No Problem

Lately I’ve been depressed. Well, not really depressed, that makes it sound like I’m going to slit my wrists or something. Just sad. And why am I sad? Because two years of my college experience are over (Yes, I know that was very glass half-empty) and I STILL cannot legally drink and I STILL [...]

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Most Embarassing Freshman No-No’s

Incoming college freshmen enter into an entirely new world when they hit campus for their first year.  While most freshmen love all of the new freedom and new people, sometimes they take things a little too far.  From my own observations and experiences, I’ve laid out the most embarrassing things freshmen tend to do as [...]

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The 5 Worst Kind of Drunks

Whether its vodka, rum, beer, arbor mist (you know who you are), or tequila, lets face it: alcohol gets you effed up.  But peoples’ reaction to alcohol can vary just as much as colors in a crayola-64 box.  Within that epic box of crayons there are always a few colors that no one likes: fuzzy wuzzy [...]

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