College Jolt

The Best Ways to Cure a Hangover

Drinking’s fun, until the morning after. Its no joke that hangovers majorly suck. Here are the best methods of curing a hangover that I’ve discovered: 1. Water, water and more water Flush the alcohol out! Hangovers result from dehydration so replenish your poor alcohol-saturated body and drink the H2O. 2. Big Greasy Breakfast This may not do wonders for the waistline, but [...]

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Top Ten Mistakes of Last Semester- Learn From My Ignorance.

If you are anything like me, which I pray for your safety, well-being, and happiness that you are not, then you’ve made a few mistakes this past semester. Don’t get me wrong, I had a blast. Sadly good times are often paired with awful regrets. So in the spirit of the new year, cheers to [...]

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21… Is it All its Cracked Up to be?

Everyone knows that the moment your parents drop you off at college the alcohol starts flowing. If you want it you can get it no matter what your age is. But the real question at hand here… is being 21 really as glorious as what you imagine it to be during your painstaking underage years of torment? I’m going [...]

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Ho! Ho! Ho! The College Way to Celebrate Christmas

I want you to remember what it was like to be a little kid. I want you to remember what it was like to be a little kid around Christmas time. Are you smiling? Yeah, that’s what I thought. But what happened? I mean, I’m not hatin’ on good ol’ Christmas—it’s still awesome—but really where’d [...]

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Thanksgiving dinner is over…now what?

Hands-down, my least favorite part of Thanksgiving day occurs after dinner is over. You know what I’m talking about; everyone has stuffed their faces with as much green bean casserole and Stovetop stuffing as they can hold down without spewing or farting, and now the whole crew is wondering if it’s really necessary to do [...]

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‘Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving and Time to Get Drunk

We all know that one of the major components of any holiday is drinking. Some more than others. Some less than others. But it’s always there— whether you’re mixing up a special <insert holiday name here> concoction or just sippin’ on a good ol’ brewski. The question is… What is the biggest drinking holiday? Halloween? [...]

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Bar Music Sobers Me Up: I Need A Change!

Don’t you hate when you’re at a bar, feeling good cause you just grabbed your 4th beer of the evening and BAM- T.I. is telling you that ‘you can have whatever you like’? Well what I’d LIKE, T.I., is for you to shut up and leave me alone- just for one day! I hope you’re [...]

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Prepare for College the Hollywood Way

Sure, you can prepare for college by taking tons of tours, finding the right setting for yourself, and buying the perfect bedspread to match that goofy body pillow of yours. But there is nothing that can help better than a good flick. These three will let you know just what you’re getting into…

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Dancing to the Death: 12 Songs to Start a War

If you’re in college and drink with the mindset that all of the breweries across the globe are about to shut down, chances are you’ve been in a setting where everyone around you was belting out an embarrassing song. Often regarded as a pop culture myth, we diligent collegiate scholars are proud to set the [...]

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It’s the Final Presidential Debate! It’s Safe to Say We All Need a Drink

It’s here! The last presidential debate. Maverick McCain and Hopeful Obama go at it at 9 PM tonight. But are we all really ready to sit through another one of these? I don’t know about you, but if I’m watching I’m certainly looking for a way to spice it up a bit. Here’s my idea: Alcohol [...]

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