College Jolt

Beyoncé•(bi:’an.seI)•noun: the hit maker

I am… Sasha Fierce says it all. You’ve clearly made it to the top if you can call an album this and nobody cares. Despite the ridiculous name, this woman is a machine. I remember when I was in 6th grade I was obsessed with the song Bills, Bills, Bills. I even bought the single [...]

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Starbucks, STAY OUT OF IT!

Tomorrow is election day. And just when you thought Starbucks couldn’t be any more of a societal domination, they stoop to new heights. Their new commercial is worse than the sarcastic celebrity ‘Don’t Vote’ campaign that aired a few weeks ago. The coffee gurus highlight that only 54% of Americans drag their asses to [...]

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Godesses to God Awful: Celebs Without Makeup

The glamorous life. Must be nice, eh? Money, fame, an entourage of followers that meet your every need. But what happens when these people get a day off? Especially the makeup artist? Well! What results is a face full of ugly. Or do we just think they’re hideous because the [...]

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Celebrities falling: Katy Perry and Beyonce take a tumble

Katy Perry’s recent spill at the MTV Latin VMA’s has inspired me to share something with you that puts a huge smile on my face: people falling. What makes it even better is when it is a celebrity falling (assuming no one gets seriously hurt…blah blah blah). Anyway, thank you Katy Perry for making me laugh and for [...]

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“Worst Dressed” Critic Dead at 86

Although I don’t have a clue as to who he was, I still know what he did. Mr. Blackwell, born Richard Seltzer, creator of Hollywood’s infamous “Worst Dressed List”, died on Sunday, October 19th, at the age of 86.  His criticism was harsh, righteous, and hilarious. In honor of his passing I wanted to highlight some of the [...]

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Hold On To Your Cameras!

Glitz, Glam and gaping fans.  Such is the life of a 2008 Hollywood celebrity.  Their beauty is only surpassed by their talents.  You crave them.  Shut up, I know you do.  You can’t get enough of Perez Hilton, Dlisted, and TMZ.  But while these sites are emotionally damaging, there is an even bigger threat to [...]

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Hollywood in College: 5 Smart Stars Still in School

Celebrities set the bar for a lot of style trends.  But that’s not all.  Stars can also affect your overall lifestyle habits from your perspective on politics, to your daily skin routine.  Go ahead, put on the goop and vote for who they want, but don’t follow their lead when it comes to your education.  Sure, [...]

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Rock the Boat, Not the Vote

Do you feel attacked by voting recruiters on the street while your hungover ass is just trying to make it to a philosophy exam?  Do you now despise your once-cherished celebrity faces that think because they have fans that they can brainwash you into not only voting, but voting for their candidate?  Do you get [...]

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It Pays to Check Out Frugal Fashionista

I used to buy magazines such as Glamour, Elle, or Vogue to check out the new celebrity influenced fashion trends of the season. Celebs are always featured in these magazines and in each issue there was always some sort of section that would let you know where to get the “cheap” version of the duds they were pictured [...]

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Celebrities, Stop Wearing Ugly Clothing or Go Fug Yourself

My sister and I have always been keen on keeping up with celebrity fashion. Every time we get together the topic usually comes up and we are almost always prepared to pull out our copies of US Magazine or Star Magazine to start discussing the matter. This can keep us amused for quite some time as celebrities these [...]

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