One of the perks about college is the social life. Why would I sell my soul to study in the dingily-lighted library when I could nurture my social side by pretending to study with my friends in Starbucks? Now maybe this is detrimental to my academic career but, hey, at least I can see people in Starbucks. And by see people of course I mean look for hot guys. (Come on ladies, you know you do it too!) While I’ve never been overly impressed with the young men I observe at my university, every now and then something catches my eye, or better yet… someone catches my eye!
Well, ladies, luckily for us, College Prowler has given us an “off the record” hot guy grading system straight from the mouth of the student body. Compiled below are the creme de la creme, the hottest of the hottest, the downright sexiest college fellas. Now, ogle onward:
(You can click on the links to go to the schools home page at College Prowler. You can read up on more quotes from this topic and see how these schools rank in other categories!)
Texas A&M University - Ranking: A+
“Wow, the guys are amazing! They’re adorable, with good manners, and sweet Southern charm. Bonus points if he looks good in Wranglers.”
Who said chivalry was dead? According to College Prowler’s inside sources, these boys still hold doors open and give up their seats on the bus for the ladies. Yes, I swear it’s true! With a dress code consisting of t-shirts for class and a nice polo at night (always with flip-flops!), these boys define southern gentlemen!
University of Arizona - Ranking: A+
“Guys here are so hot. Especially if you like ones in T-shirts and jeans or board shorts, sandals, and sunglasses. Guys at Arizona are pretty much your all-American boys“
Maybe everyone down at U of Arizona has gotten too much sun, but according to College Prowler’s sources—these boys are H-O-T, smokin’. Girls swoon for their comfortable, casual style. I mean, who could complain when their eye candy matches the climate?
Unfortunately only two schools received an A+ Guys Ranking. Ladies, we sure are picky. BUT don’t fear, twenty more pulled off a A:
- Arizona State University - I think it might become every college girls dream state soon!
- Auburn University - Brains & Bod!
- Brigham Young University
- Clemson University
- Florida State University
- Illinois State University
- Loyola Marymount University
- Montana State University
- Ohio University
- Pepperdine University
- Purdue University
- San Diego State University
- Texas Tech University - Their official site
- UC Santa Barbara
- University of Colorado - If you’re into super sexy snowboarders, UC is for you!
- University of Florida
- University of Oklahoma
- University of Tennessee
- University of Texas
- University of Virginia
Now if your curious, I’ll let you in on a little more College Prowler inside information. If you’re looking for a hot guy, stay away from the Fashion Institute of Technology—it received a D+, the lowest of all. Carleton College, Clark University (MA), and Williams College weren’t much better with their C- rankings. Bummer. Single ladies, think twice!
You might be wondering… how exactly does College Prowler’s ranking system of guys work? Here it is: “A high grade for guys indicates that the male population on campus is attractive, smart, friendly, engaging and that the school has a decent ratio of guys to girls” And a low grade, well, you get the idea.
Ladies, now that I’ve provided you with this vital information—get out there and apply! Or transfer. And guys, if you happen to attend one of the universities listed above, heck, go ahead and brush some of that dirt off your shoulder!
Was your school on the list? Can’t find any hot guys at your school? Need to complain? As always, I want to know! Leave a comment below! (And hey, if you’re one of the A+ or A guys… leave your number!)
Photos courtesy of 80stees.com, guysweekly.blogspot.com, and recsports.tamu.edu.
October 27th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Weirdest thing - I don’t see Pitt on here. Even weirder - I don’t see my picture. So so weird.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Maybe you should post your picture and let the readers decide!?