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My Dearest Pumpkin Spice Latte,

I’ve waited for you all year.
Now you’re back, and I can’t wait to get my hands on you.

When Starbucks invented you, it was love at first sight.
No longer am I enticed by my ex-lover, Grande Americano.
His stern fist is no match for your intimate caress.
Even furry sweaters fit for cuddling cannot compare to your spices that fill my stomach with tender love.
You make me a better, spicier person.
I am hopelessly devoted to you.

We met one warm September afternoon.
I walked into your home to meet the old ball and chain, Americano.
Then I spotted you and gasped;
a delicious blend of pumpkin and spice, espresso, and steamed milk, with a dollup of whip.
I couldn’t wait to drink you up.

Four dollars to the barista;
“Grande, non-fat, extra-hot Pumpkin Spice Latte,” I said.

First sip.
You aren’t worth four dollars;
you are priceless;
I knew it was fate.
I called all my friends to tell them the news;
I’d finally met that special someone.
Since our first encounter,
our relationship has been intense.
I can’t get enough of you.

You’re still a mystery to me, PSL.
I don’t understand Starbucks’ claim of your “traditional fall spice flavors”;
to me, you are anything but traditional.
But as long as you wrap your velvety pumpkin stems around me,
I can handle your secrets.

You taught me how to love again, Pumpkin Spice.
I don’t know if I can survive without you,
but if you can’t stay all year, I’ll understand.
Sometimes love isn’t enough.
But please know that I am forever yours.

All my love,

Lauren <3

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