College is one of the best opportunities of your life to meet new people. If you are lucky, fellas, some of these people will be girls. And if you choose your school wisely, it could be a busty blonde, or a ravishing redhead, or even a bootylicious brunette. But how do you choose?!?! So many girls, so little time. Our friends at College Prowler have done the dirty work for us. Those crafty people have created college rankings according to their female population- how sweet is that? In conjunction with the grading system we have grown accustomed to, the schools are given grades of A+ to F. The rankings are based on how “attractive, smart, friendly, and engaging” the girls of a particular campus are. So without further adieu… because I know you wanna know…the schools that got a fricken’ A+ because their girls are hotter than the surface of the sun...
- Arizona State University - You don’t have to work for Philip Morris to know that these girls are smokin’. Its been said, and I quote “I walk around that campus in utter amazement of all the beautiful women…I have never been in a place with so many hotties at one time…it makes me never want to graduate and have to stop going to school with all these hotties.” Dress code at Arizona state? Well its hot…really hot, so people wear as little as possible. Most of the girls here dress provocatively whether it’s summer or winter, wearing as little as they can get away with. Sign me up!
- Florida State University - I heard it was hot in the south… but damn! Florida State offers many things besides academics, humidity, and alligators: tan chicks who know how to show it off. Students say “It’s the Sunshine State, so you know there are some fine women here. There’s just something about a nice tan that can drive a guy crazy!” The style at this steamy southern school is casual for the most part. A student remarked, “From May to October, most people will be wearing shorts, T-shirts, and flip-flops. This isn’t to say that they dress like slobs—just that most students dress for comfort.” Make sure to bring the deodorant for your elbows to this one.
- University of Texas - Yeeehaaaw. If you’re looking for that southern charm, and by charm I mean hottie, you gotta check out the University of Texas. A student made the keen observation that, “[The girls] are incredible! There is every kind of girl you could ever want to meet here. We have one of the best-looking student bodies of any university I’ve ever visited.” And I heard this kid visited 45 universities, just to put that in perspective. As for the dress code at this ranch, anything goes. Students wear anything from t-shirts to pajama pants to tank tops to go to class. A word for freshman: a student did note that “It’s easy to spot the freshmen girls on campus because they are the ones who take the time to shower before class, to put on full makeup, to wear a skirt and cute top. If you like ‘em hot and spicy, emphasis on the hot, check out University of Texas.
- University of San Diego - “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.” Silly Ron Burgundy, it really means a place where hot girls go to school. San Diego as a city is known for its scenic views and picturesque landscapes. The University of San Diego is also known for its scenic views…of hot girls. A student taking in the views commented, “You cannot find a school with better girls than USD, they are classy, smart, sexy and numerous.” Sounds like a winning combination to me. As for the dress code, lets just say you gotta look gooooood. According to one student, “ By day you can get by at USD with shorts, flip-flops, and some cool T-shirts, but they better be à la mode. When it comes time to impress at parties, dances, or clubs, you better have the sickest gear out there.” So get out your map and camera and leave the fanny pack at home because the sight seeing at the University of San Diego is epic.
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January 13th, 2009 at 3:52 am
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February 4th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
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Are you kidding me? I was stationed in Fort Hood when I was in the Army, just 1 hour away from Austin. Austin has one of the best nightlifes in the country. The food is great, and the people are nice and friendly. The girls are also out of this World, with great diversity of White, Asian, Black, Latino and all, mix up together. Austin is one of this country’s top crown jewel. There are a lot of things to do here for people with any taste. Whether you like great restaurant, you like museum, enjoy art, music, or dancing. The musics and art scene is particularly terrific. It’s very diverse and more affordable than the big cities. If you enjoy outdoor as well, it’s been voted the greenest city in America. Lake Travis is a great spot for fishing and boating; you can also go hunting and so on. Austin is also loaded with celebrities, many of whom live in the affluent Westlake Hills and Lake Travis Areas(Home of Michale Dell). It’s also the safest city with a population over 50,0000 people in America. The city has no sport franchise, so everyone just rallies around the Longhorn. It’s no surprise that it’s been voted the best college town. The only thing it’s a liberal city in a conservatism State. People in Austin are very liberal, so if you’re a conservatist, it may not suit your taste. Keep in mind that for the past 5 years, this city has been among the top fastest growing cities in America. Believe me, nightlife would be the least of your worries. I move back to NY after I left the Army, but, I’m planning to move back.
May 18th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
This is a stupid sexist page. You are rating based on slutness not hotness. Girls in Az are WHORESSSSS OMG bro ho slut bags! Yes they do walk around in sluttly clothing. And they are EASY! I’m a so cal girl that goes to a local community college and when i see stupid guys making sexist crap like this it just pisses me off. Why don’t you make a pgae based on smartes and most intilectually capable girls? most succesful girls.. I cant stand this media infested mans world we live in. I think its time girls stop playing dumb hot girl and step up and take control of this bull. Its sad that the world could be taken over by boobs. basically circles…