A good pickup line is kind of like a good Hanna Montana episode. In other words, it probably doesn’t exist, and even if it does, its most likely way too cheesy to handle. So next time you’re out at a bar, or party, save yourself some embarrassment, and a possible drink in the face, and avoid these lines at all cost!
Top 10 Cheesy Pick-up Lines to Avoid:
10. If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
9. Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
8. You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna pikachu.
7. They call me “coffee”. I grind so fine.
6. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
5. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
4. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.
3. There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself…..
2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
1. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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Have any other pickup lines you love to hate?
We wanna hear ‘em! Whats the best/worst line you’ve heard?
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