Can’t seem to find the perfect gift? Scared that your choice is going to be a ‘you shouldn’t have’? I know, I worry every year. If you can’t think of anything practical, and the person hasn’t given you guidelines or even a hint as to their wish list, humor never fails.
Here are some gag gifts to dish out this season:
Have a friend that constantly complains that their internship is a big snooze? Is their entire office a sea of pale grey? Help them spice it up- especially their cubicle! Abernook has the Pimp My Cubicle Kit for 14.99 complete with a dollar sign paper weight, gold push pins and everything else you need to glam up your office space.
Ladies, for the men in your life who spend their leisure time on the golf course, the Golfer’s Designated Driver Beer Dispenser from After 5 is the perfect gift. It’s a bit pricey at 49.99, but the tears in his eyes will be worth every cent.
A beverage concealer for her: The Wine Rack. At 28.99, it is ideal for the lush, and the flat-chested! Why spend thousands on a set of fun bags when you can wear this under your bra for an extra push up? If you’re a heavy drinker, don’t worry- you won’t deflate! Simply blow air into the tube to make up for consumption.
Ever thought about giving an ex a disease? Well, now you can! Drew Oliver’s Giant Microbes offer you a safe and healthy way to dish out sickness. Want to give someone Typhoid Fever? How about syphilis? Go ahead- hand over the cute and cuddly bacteria. Give a single disease which runs you 7.95, or go for an epidemic- sets start at 23.95.
Feeling a little lonely? Has your once proud independence now turned into a curse? Just need a hug? No problem! Now you can give the gift of love this holiday- or, be on the receiving end! And it gets better: it’s only 19.95! It’s the Boyfriend Arm Pillow!
Ladies, you’ll never be alone again. The craze started in Japan a few years ago and it’s hitting the U.S. just in time for the season. This consoling arm is at your beck and call, and will wrap itself around you whenever you need it.
Photos from:
www.dlisted.com, www.enchantedindigo.com, www.findgift.com,
blogs.zappos.com, www.associatedcontent.com
November 17th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
http://www.pillow-partners.com sell the genuine Japanese boyfriend arm pillow. We are the exclusive distributors for Kameo. Thanks for looking!